Môj psík - Údaje

Spelling AMAZING, the easy way.

Replace the A-M with an E, the A-Z with an L, and, because this last one sounds like it has three letters in it, replace the ING with an I.
End result: Eli.

Chavism: definition- to lurk on street corners; to "nev" and "oi-oi!" at strangers; to ask for beer from strangers; to ask for cigarettes from strangers; to think you blend in with shadows; to wear your jeans/tracksuit trousers around your knees. How to Avoid Chavism: Chavism is easy to catch. Avoid crowds of chavs, don't stand on street corners for too long, buy a belt if your jeans are too loose and replace "nev" and "oi-oi!" with "Hiya" or "Hello". Make sure to mix up your selection of clothing.

Remove the Excess Council Housing and Violence that occurs on most UK street corners now a-days by following these strict rules:

Buy fitting clothes
Remember the words "I'll scrape it off the floor and make you eat it" when you get the urge to spit your phlegm
and STFU if your vocabulary doesn't exceed "nev" and "oi-oi!".